ChillxTrillxill

Welcome, young one!

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ninceey:

listen to people when they are mad, it’s the only time you will hear the truth


babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(Source: 420dongsquad)


beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot)


handpickedhappiness:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

(Source: snorlaxatives)


greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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eyeballfarts:

I put on a pushup bra and I still can’t do a single pushup…


captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

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dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

(Source: barenakedladies)